I’ve nothing against public transport per se. I just wish it wasn’t so, you know, public. There’s a pillock on the train yabbering away on his mobile. No surprise there, but what elevates him into the premier league of twatishness … Continue reading
Lo-lee-ta: the tip of the tongue taking a trip of three steps down the palate to tap, at three, on the teeth. Lo. Lee. Ta
Alex asked, ‘This coffee, it’s not really shat through a monkey, is it?’ ‘No of course not.’ he brightened at her reassurance. ‘It is shat through a Loris, completely different animal.’
Alex was out for a walk, taking in his first view of the Fircombe product: the raw materials he had to work with to create those attractive propositions to entice visitors away from the competition. What he saw was a … Continue reading
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David started the presentation, flipping to a photo of the paddling pool on Fircombe seafront. Happy children played and splashed in the water, watched by their mothers. These were large women, their bikinis and one pieces struggled to contain them.
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